This Bra Will CHANGE YOUR LIFE
Hyperbole? No. I'm telling you - it will seriously change your life.
I bought one of these bras, put it on, and immediately opened my laptop to order three more. I am a bargain hunter, even down to my skivvies, so normally I buy $12 bras at Marshalls and wear them waaaaay past their expiration date. Like till the elastic is shot and the white lace is gray and folding over in weird places. And even then I still won’t throw them out. I put them in the back of my drawer in case of some future bra emergency. Like a dystopian future where old bras are the key to the survival of humankind.
But I saw an add for this comfy bra and for whatever reason I decided to treat myself and drop $44 on the Scoop Neck. When the brown envelope arrived, I opened it and thought, "I spent too much on this bra." It's not what you'd call pretty. It looks like a beige sports bra. Then I put it on. (CUE HARP MUSIC) It was like a cloud. No, it was like fairies. It was like a band of invisible, feather-light fairies were holding my boobs up in the most cozy and flattering way. So soft. So smooth. I put a t-shirt on. No lines, no bulge, no nipple-itis. I put on a tank top. No side-boob, no bumpy straps in the back. This bra looks and feels like an absolute dream.
My skeptical-by-nature friend bought one and said, "OMG! It's like a spa on my boobs!"
And right now they’re having a sale - 2 scoop neck bras for $76. Trust me you’ll want 2. You’ll want 10, but start with two. Cut and paste this coupon code for $15 off of that - TRUEFRIENDMQT6
Thirty bucks to have fairies hold your boobs up. It doesn't get better than that.